This ruby script will generate an iCalendar file of team birthdays and work anniversaries, to be imported to your work calendar.

First, fill out a data.yml file in the following format:

anniversaries:
  Jim Halpert: "1999-02-02"
  Creed Bratton: "1969-07-04"
birthdays:
  Dwight Schrute: "01-20"
  Meredith Palmer: "05-12"

Then, run the script ./run data.yml > team_events.ics and import it into your calendar

This script can also be run as a Docker container. You can either build it yourself or pull it from Docker Hub. To build, run:

docker build --rm -t gordondiggs/michael-scott .

And to run:

docker run -v "$PWD/data.yml":/tmp/data.yml gordondiggs/michael-scott /tmp/data.yml > team_events.ics