- 🦄 I code while eating pizza. Sometimes pizza codes me back.
- 🐙 My repositories are mostly sentient. Approach with caution.
- 🧠 AI is trying to take over my GitHub and it’s winning.
- 🪐 Currently learning: interdimensional travel via JavaScript.
- 🦆 Ask me about ducks. Or don’t. They’ll find you.
- 🦄 My favorite emoji is the unicorn. It’s also my spirit animal. And my landlord.
- 🥸 I once debugged a program by threatening it with interpretive dance.
- 🤖 Robots ask me for advice. I only respond in haikus.
- 🍕 Pizza is my debugger, compiler, and runtime environment.
- Carrier pigeon (preferred)
- Email: [email protected] (may be haunted)
“WTF is code? If you have to ask, you’re already too deep.” – A wise raccoon