“It compiles. Ship it.”
- 🎓 CS graduate from Ho Chi Minh University of Technology
- ☁️ Currently clouding around as a Cloud Engineer @ NEC Vietnam
- 🐛 I break things until they work. Or until I find a bug. Whichever comes first.
- 🧪 Passionate about pushing buttons I shouldn’t and enabling features that were never meant to be enabled.
- 🧘♂️ Deadlines? Oh, you mean those
gentle suggestionsfrom the void?
while true; do
timestamp=$(date +"%T")
mood=$(shuf -n1 -e "😵💫" "🔥" "💀" "🤡" "🧠" "☕" "🪦")
log_level=$(shuf -n1 -e "INFO" "WARN" "ERROR" "CRITICAL" "DEBUG")
message=$(shuf -n1 -e \
"Rebooting my will to live..." \
"StackOverflow is down. Panic.")
echo "[$timestamp] [$log_level] $mood $message"
sleep $((RANDOM % 3 + 1))
done